Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Glazed Cranny-Apple Chicken Sandwich


Verdict: Success
Neighbor-worthy


This one is mine.  It is pieced together from many recipes that I have used in the past, so don't get me wrong, it is totally stolen. It is however an amalgamation of enough sources that it has morphed into my own creation (not to mention I don't recall where I got them all from nor whose they are).
It is a sweet and savory sandwich which is a perfect summer bite.
(Intended for 2 sandwiches with some extra spread just in case you want more)

Ingredients:
Multi-grain bread toasted
Rotisserie chicken breast sliced thin
1 granny smith apple sliced thin
Honey
4 oz fat-free cream cheese (room temperature)
1/4 cup craisons
1 teaspoon black pepper
4 slices center cut bacon
Lettuce

In a medium bowl, mix craisons and cream cheese until smooth.  Add the pepper and mix until you have a nice speckled spread.  Lie out your apple slices and drizzle with honey and set aside.  Pan fry your bacon until crispy in a small skillet (or large, I don't care). Toast your bread and plate. 

Lie your lettuce on one slice of toast (this will be the bottom) and top that with your chicken (as much as you prefer).  Top that with your apple slices followed by the bacon.  Spread the, well, spread  on your other slice of toast and top off the sandwich.  Eat it. 

Notes:
I love it and so does the bf.
Perfect for those who like salty and sweet at the same time.   If that's not your thing, skip this.

Injuries:
I sliced into my thumb while slicing my apple.  I cursed that S.O.B.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Very Berry Lemonade Martini



Verdict: Success
Neighbor-worthy


Okay, I admit that this one is not one my impressive "make it my own" recipes but still...It is probably just like a smoothie with booze but I can't have bananas (allergic) and, as they are usually a staple, I skip 'em. Regardless of the level of ingenuity, I made a great frickin' drink. 

I took an interesting recipe for a chilled berry lemonade and made it GAY friendly for this weekend's festivities (NYC GAY PRIDE) by making it a martini.  A little fun, gay tweak never hurt anyone--except the phobes who can just go ahead and skip the martini element here. You people can chill out (see what I did there? It's a chilled drink). You can get your alcohol with church wine when we're at the parade Sunday anyway.) 

This recipe is intended for people that are gonna power through PRIDE while staying upright (meaning they can have multiple without ruining themselves). PRIDE is an endurance challenge usually lost by amateurs (much like St Patrick's Day).  Slow and steady like the Turtle vs the Hare.  We all know who comes out (again, see what I did there?) victorious there.


Ingredients (for a moderate drink):
1 (12-oz) bag unsweetened frozen frozen mixed berries, thawed
1 (12-oz) can frozen lemonade concentrate, thawed and 1/2 juice drained.
1 cup vanilla simple syrup (recipe follows)
3 cups water 2 cups water
Ice
+ 1/2 shot vodka chilled (PER DRINK)
+ 1/4 shot dry vermouth chilled (PER DRINK)
+ lemon for a twist (optional--for flare)

Vanilla Simple Syrup:
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup water
1 vanilla bean, cut lengthwise, seeds removed, pod reserved


Heat a small saucepan over Medium-high  heat and combine water, sugar, vanilla seeds and the stalk (pod).  Bring to a boil and reduce heat to simmer.  Stir occasionally as you cook it until the sugar has dissolved.  Take off the heat and allow the syrup to cool.  Strain before using and remove the pod.
Add your berries, lemonade and syrup into a blender and blend until smooth.  Pour the mixture into a large pitcher.  *Add the (other) water and stir.  Throw the pitcher into the fridge and chill for at least an hr.  Add your liquor and mix into a different pitcher (or bowl or whatever for you Manhattanites with no room for pitchers) so you can meter out the liquor/mix ratio and reserve mix for the next round.  Mix well.  Pour the drink into a martini glass (or a lidded cup if you're making a "roadie") and indulge.

I did this recipe for 4 drinks.  To do the same, measure out 2 cups mix and add 2 shots of Vodka and 1 shot vermouth.

*SPECIAL NOTE:  I screwed up---I rushed.  I think I was too excited to try something out of my comfort zone.  I added the water to the blender.  If you do the same you will have to reduce the H2O by a cup and half the juice of the mixed berry bag to fit everything into blender.

Notes: 
Drink responsibly.  I was being responsible with my recommended amounts above...we are doing our trial run (Friday night) with much more booze in it.  Tonight I'm the Hare and I am not in a marathon. 
This is a sweet drink, but it was intended to be as per the original recipe.

Tweaks:
I added alcohol.
I helped a drink that was already fruity (see what I did there?) come out of the closet for GAY PRIDE.
I got rid of the ice as it's chilled anyhow and it gets in the way of the drink.
I reduced some juice and water from recipe.


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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Three 4-Alarm Italian Chili Mac


Verdict: Success
Neighbor-Worthy

This recipe is one of the staples in my home and comes from a recipe that is a little more tame than the one I make.  I love it hot and I crank it up some in my take on it.  Comfort food is comfort food and we all need it but we can still cut some corners on existing dishes to make them at least a wee bit healthier.

Ingredients:
1 lb penne pasta
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 1/2 pounds ground sirloin 1 lb ground turkey meat
2 tablespoons (or handfuls) chili powder
1 onion chopped
1 cubanelle pepper seeded and chopped 3 jalapeño peppers chopped (less 1or seeded if you can't take     the heat)
1 red, yellow or orange bell pepper seeded and chopped (I used yellow this time)
3 to 4 5 cloves garlic chopped
1 cup beef stock low-sodium beef stock
1 (28 oz) can fire roasted crushed tomatoes (I drain out some of the liquid)
handful fresh basil leaves torn
2 cups smoked cheddar or scamorza cheese 2 palmfuls reduced-fat cheddar cheese
salt and black pepper
+ 1/2 teaspoon poultry seasoning
+ 1/2 teaspoon red cayenne pepper

Cook penne in salted water according to [timing] directions until al dente. While you wait for water to boil, prep your ingredients.  When the pasta is cooking, heat a skillet on Medium-high with the olive oil.  When the oil smokes, add the turkey and brown.  When it is cooked, add the chili powder, poultry seasoning, cayenne, salt and pepper and continue to cook for a few minutes.  Add the garlic, peppers and onion and continue to cook until the onion is translucent.  Add the stock and scrape up the gooey goodness at the bottom of the pan.  Add the tomatoes and allow to simmer for about 15 minutes.  (During this time, you hopefully have noticed your timer and drained your pasta.)

Pre-heat your oven broiler to High.  Fold in your basil and simmer for a few more minutes.  Put your drained pasta back into the pot you cooked it in and add the Italian chili.  Mix well and pour into a 9" x13" glass baking dish.  Cover with your cheddar and throw in the oven on the top rack.  Lightly char the top of the cheese by cooking it for like 4 minutes---BUT KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT.


Notes:
I love this recipe and others seem to too.  The best thing is that you can tweak it a million ways.  Like for me, I add more heat to it with hotter peppers. A parent may sneak in some more veggies by chopping them up small and mixing them in.  This recipe is also great for leftovers and bringing to work.  Try it.

Healthy Tweaks:
I substituted turkey meat for the sirloin.  It is good to reduce the amount of red meat you eat on a weekly or month basis. 
I used low fat cheese and used less of it than prescribed.
I used low-sodium beef stock.

Tweaks:
I substituted cubanelle peppers with jalapeño peppers and added cayenne.
I added poultry seasoning to give the turkey meat an edge.
I added more garlic.
I reduced the amount of meat.
I removed some liquid from the can of tomatoes.


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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Personal Note:

Things are going to be silent for a bit....

THERE WAS A LOSS IN THE FAMILY THIS WEEK AND ATTENTION IS GOING TO BE FOCUSED OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN.  Those readers that know me and my extensive family tree know how close we all are.  We lost my Uncle Jerry this week and his loss is one that is going to cause a ripple that passes through all of us and everyone that knew him.  To describe him in the highest light would fall short of doing him any justice so I am going keep my big mouth shut.

I am truly sick to my stomach but will give any shred of strength that I have to my Aunt Cathy, cousins Jerry, Leah and Jake.  There are so many other leaves on the branch that I would do the same for. 

Talk to your family today.....


Update:
I want to sincerely thank everyone that reached out to me this weekend regarding the family's loss.   I got e-mails, comments, text messages and phone calls.  My Aunt and cousin's are being so strong but have a long road of recovery ahead of them.  I have to say this however: they have an incredible support system surrounding them. On top of the sprawling family members, there are literally countless amounts of people that will be there for them in coming weeks and beyond.  Uncle Jer was a man that warranted a line that not only snailed through the funeral home but out of the building and though the parking lot where people stood in a queue in the hot sun.  And all were happy to wait to give their respects.

I was not able to make the funeral today but my immediate family was there to represent my brother and I.  My father was honored by being give the task of delivering the eulogy remembrance.  He shared with us before we had to depart and it was a beautiful testament to a beautiful man.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Just the Tip:

Clean Your Stones Before You Get 'Em Hot!

WHILE IT IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT TO KEEP YOUR STUFF CLEAN, IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT WITH YOUR PIZZA STONE. If you don't clean it thoroughly, you end up just cooking off the remnants in the oven.  It can ruin the taste of your next pizza and also smoke up your house.

In my case, it smoked like a frickin' volcano.  And, as I live in Manhattan, there is not a lot of room for Etna to puff away.  I spent half the cook time on a chair "snoozing" the smoke alarm.  It's a good thing I feed my neighbors a lot 'cause they had to listen to the alarm (and me cursing myself) for the whole session.

Long and short of the tip: When you think your pizza stone is all clean, clean it again!


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Monday, June 11, 2012

Pesto Arugula Pizza



Verdict: Success
Neighbor-worthy

This recipe is one of mine and uses 2 other recipes (pizza dough and pesto) I have already made and had in the freezer which is cool.  If you are going to do your dough fresh, make it a day early!

*You will need a pizza stone for this recipe.  And if you are as cool as me, a pizza peel.


Ingredients:

Pizza Dough:
1 1/2 cups warm water
1 (1/4 oz) active dry yeast
5 cups all-purpose flour (and extra for dusting)
1 1/2 teaspoons fine sea salt 
olive oil  
-or-
take a trip to your Pontillo's or local pizza shop and buy some dough.

1/4 cup pine nuts
10 cloves garlic
5 cups fresh basil leaves (packed down)
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon black pepper
1 1/2 cups olive oil
1 cup pecorino romano
-or-
buy a bottle

Pizza Topping:
2 handfuls part-skim shredded mozzarella cheese
1 palmful romano cheese
2 chicken breasts cooked and chopped and seasoned with salt and pepper
3 tablespoons pine nuts
2 cups fresh arugula
flour for dusting
cornmeal for dusting

Preheat oven to 500º (and put your stone in the oven if you are using a pizza peel).

If making fresh pesto and dough, follow the links.  If you have made these recipes before and have a stock frozen, allow for time to thaw.  I threw mine in the fridge last night.

Flour up your work space and a rolling pin. Flatten your dough with flat hands and spread out.  It doesn't spread right away.  Roll out the dough with a rolling pin when it has softened some (and for those who have worked with pizza, give it a toss or two).  Roll again until it's flattened some and around a foot in diameter and 1/2" thick.  Cut it on it's sides if you are particular about its roundness.  Me 'n my family spin to make sure the cornmeal is allowing for the pizza to move around a little.  Using your fingers trail the diameter with pinches to give your edges a bit of a lift.  This part makes the crust or "bones" (a term coined by my cousin Grady. One that we still use today in our family).

Spread about a cup of pesto onto your dough and using a ladle, spoon, spatula or fingers almost up to your pinched crust.  Cover your pesto with pine nuts, then mozzarella, then a layer of arugula.  Cover your arugula with the chicken and cover with a palmful of romano.  For the skilled peel owner, slide your pizza off your peel onto your stone.  Place your stone onto the middle rack of your oven and start to cook.

I'm a creature of habit and as I have always known how we do it at our pizza shops, I always turn my pies as they cook so they won't stick and get an even cook.  It is not necessary but it will come out better.  About 7 minutes into cooking, peel users and those not afraid of burns (or those used to burns that don't care anymore (read: me) slip your peel under the pie and spin it by the crust 180 degrees and close the oven and let it keep cooking.
After 7 or 8 minutes use your peel to remove your pie onto a workspace where you can slice up the pie.  OR just remove the stone as you can slice it right on there.  That's what I'm doing....I'm not going to risk hurting my slicer on my granite.  Formica owners: Don't hurt your counters!

Notes: 
We (extended family) are pros but even we get different results at home than we would at the pizza shops with the ovens we are used to.  You're going to have to learn by trial and error.  Mine still come out a little doughy in the middle sometimes.  When you cut into it the first time, check to see if you want to throw it back into the oven a little more.

Possible Cheats:
Buy your own dough and pesto--no one will judge you.

Injuries:
I burned the shit out of my hand, er, wrist...hang in there with me...you know the spot Spiderman shoots his web from?  There.  I know I got all cocky in this post about burns...well I didn't take into consideration that the stone rack thing that mine came with served more an obstacle than asset.




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Sunday, June 10, 2012

2,500 HITS!

I'm Very, Very Psyched. 

NOW I'M REALLY MOTIVATED I am addicted to this blog and it has enhanced my existing love for playing in the kitchen.  I really want to grow this this baby into a monster.

Thanks so much for the continued support...leave comments (even bad ones if you didn't like a post or recipe) and keep spreading the word like the flu...you'll be rewarded with food :)

MPS



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Saturday, June 9, 2012

Brain Food:

The "New" Food Pyramid



DO YOU WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN OR LIKE A FAT AMERICAN? The Food Pyramid has been around and a familiar thing since the 70s.  What you may not know is that in 2005 they (the USDA) came out with a new one to reflect a better descrition of how to eat healthier.

Gone are the building blocks of the old pyramid that left the chocolate in that little box waaaay up at the peak.  Now the fun stuff (labeled "oils") is now a sliver of yellow.  You can look this up for all the specific deets (cannot believe I just wrote that-loathe when people say that) details online yourself  'cause it is not my place to recommend anything for a time frame for physical  activity nor a daily diet.....just the recommedations of a meal or snack that I have come up with or tweaked.  Fat readers--look it up.  For your health, not because I'm a dick.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Reader Mail

Write in Question: Do I Post Everything I Make?


DO I DO A POST EVERY TIME I MAKE SOMETHING AT HOME? I've had a number of site visitors ask me if I post everything I make?  The short answer: No.

The Mark answer: Really? Are you serious?  No!

I cook more than I do posts--not everything goes online. There is no way I could do that.  And for many reasons.  A) There is no time to do that.  Cooking takes time for a person and there isn't always time to find recipes (and ones that I like and would want to tweak), cook, take pics, write.  Especially when that person holds a full time job and, in my case, side projects going on.  Blog entries take effort and time that I don't always have.  B) No one wants to read about when I make "just a" grilled cheese and canned soup .  C)  Even the fun things I do just aren't blog worthy sometimes.  And finally D)  Do you really think I never repeat a recipe??  C'mon....I love some of my recipes and make them on repeat.  My meatloaf for example is a staple.

I could go on, but I tend to be a little (and by that I mean a lot) sarcastic and unintentionally rude sounding.  I LOVE THAT PEOPLE take enough interest to ask questions and leave comments and above read and try out my recipes!

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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Spinach Lasagna Roll-Ups
(with MASSIVE Healthy Tweaking) 



I've made this recipe from Giada De Laurentiis before successfully and also slayed "regular" lasagnas.  BUT I have always slaughtered the "regular" lasagnas when I have tried to put a healthy spin on them.  I wanted to give her recipe a dose of the tweaks as A) I really wanted to make a healthier lasagna and B) I'm on track with a page hit goal I set and you people come in droves when I screw up!
(By the way, did anyone notice how odd it is that when I said "slayed" it was an obvious positive and when I said "slaughtered" it was clearly a negative....food for thought.)

Ingredients:

Bechamel Sauce:
2 tablespoons unsalted butter "fake" butter (me=Smart Balance Light) plus smearing for dish
4 teaspoons flour
1 1/4 cups whole milk skim milk
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
pinch ground nutmeg
+ 2 pinches cinnamon*

Lasagna:
1 (15 oz) whole milk ricotta cheese fat-free ricotta cheese
1 (10 oz) package frozen, chopped spinach thawed and squeezed dry
1 cup (plus a little for sprinkling) romano cheese
3 oz thinly sliced prosciutto chopped
1 large egg beaten
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1 to 2 tablespoons olive oil
12 uncooked lasagna noodles multi-grain lasagna noodles
2 cups marinara (recipe here or bottled if short on time or just tired or lazy)
1 cup shredded mozzarella part-skim mozzarella 

Pre-heat oven to 450°

Bechamel-Melt the (non)butter in a medium sauce pan over Medium-low heat..  Add the flour and whisk for a couple of minutes. Add  the milk and increase the heat to Medium-high and continue to whisk until it becomes thick. Add in the nutmeg, salt, pepper and cinnamon*.  Set aside.
*My family has always added cinnamon to our ricotta in recipes.  I think it is regional to where our family came from in Italy as I know not all Italians do this.  Try it out or avoid it if you want.

The Rest-Boil a pot of water and add salt. Top the water with the olive oil.  Add your lasagna noodles and cook al dente as directed (time wise, based on brand).  As the noodles cook, mix the ricotta, spinach, romano, prosciutto, egg,salt and pepper in a medium bowl.

Lie your cooked noodles out on a workspace side-by-side and allow to cool a little for handling.  While cooling, spread your bechamel sauce evenly on the bottom of a (non)buttered 9x13 glass baking dish. Spoon the cheese/prosciutto mixture evenly down the length of each lasagna noodle.  Roll up each noodle like a sleeping bag and place seam-down in your baking dish on your bechamel.  The exposed roll-side should face the short side of the baking dish and each roll should not touch.

Cover (evenly) with the marinara, mozzarella and romano and cover with foil.  Put in oven for about 20 minutes and remove the foil.  Cook for another 15 minutes and remove.  Allow to cool and serve.


Notes:  I was very excited to try this tweaked version of a recipe I love.  I wasn't planning on cooking tonight but the opportunity arose and I thought I would go pretty big with the healthy changes. As mentioned, changing "regular" lasagna recipes has not gone well for me and I thought "What do I have to lose? I wasn't even supposed to see my kitchen tonight."

Tweaks:
I went multi-grain for my noodles tonight!!  This is a Heart Healthy way to go.  I have done whole wheat before and it was just a disaster and a waste of a meal, so this was a risk.
I used skim milk instead of whole which is also a big risk when one is trying to make a thickening agent like the bechamel.
I used part-skim mozzarella instead of plain mozzarella.
I dared to do fat-free ricotta instead of whole milk ricotta.
*I added my family touch of cinnamon to the dish.

Verdict: Success

This recipe is most definitely Neighbor worthy and one that I am VERY proud of.  I dare say this tasted EVERY BIT as good as the original recipe.


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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Brain Food:

Definition: Bechamel Sauce  (and then Roux)

             
BECHAMEL SAUCE
noun
Milk thickened with a butter and flour roux*
[syn: white sauce]

*Shit.  Apparently this is a 2-parter 'cause I don't know that word either...


ROUX
noun
A cooked mixture of butter or otherfat and flour used to thicken sauces, soups,etc.




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Sunday, June 3, 2012

Jalapeño Bombs
(with Useless Healthy Tweaking)




This recipe is from last week's Sunday Daily News by chef Brett Reichler.  I changed it up some, used some of my own home made ingredients that I had stored away and exercised some healthy tweaking (which is almost not worth mentioning as this is a fried treat). Regardless, it's nice to cut those fatty coroners where you can.

I'm also going to compare results between the panko-inspired original direction of his recipe with my own breadcrumb direction.

Ingredients:
1 cup pickled jalapeños (canned-drained)
1/3 cup chipotle peppers in adobo (canned-drained of adobo)
1/2 cup green chiles, diced (canned)
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese reduced-fat shredded cheddar cheese
1 cup sour cream reduced-fat sour cream
1 cup cream cheese 1 1/2 cups fat-free cream cheese
6 cups vegetable oil -or- however much re-used oil you need to fill a mini deep fryer
1/4 cup flour (plus salt and pepper)
2 large eggs 1 large egg and 1 egg white
1 tablespoon buttermilk  *my cheat
1/4 cup panko-style breadcrumbs -or-  whole wheat breadcrumbs saved from this recipe.


First, make room in your freezer then drain the liquid from jalapeños and add them to a food processor with the chipotles.  Pulse for a few seconds.  Add the mixture to the chiles, cheddar, sour cream and cream cheese and mix well.

With an ice cream scoop or a spoon, dole out balls around the size of a large gumball or a falafel onto cookie sheets.  This is where I had to adjust the original recipe...the mixture, as was originally intended, was too wet to make a ball so I added another 1/2 cup of cream cheese to thicken it some.  It helped a little, but not enough BUT as the next step had called for freezing the balls for at least an hour hour, I used that to my advantage.....

While I was timing my curdling milk*, I allowed the first part of the freezing to serve as a hardening step.  After 15 minutes, the globs were hard enough to manipulate into better balls.  Follow this tip and throw back in freezer for at least an hour. (I froze over night because I got distracted and didn't finish the recipe--I know, I know.  Distracted.  Shocked Face.) Prep your frying apparatus (either heating your fryer or a pan of oil to 375°) and 3 bowls (one each for your flour, (beaten) eggs and panko/breadcrumbs) toward the end of the hour.

Roll your frozen balls into the flour first followed by the egg and finally the panko/breadcrumbs and fry 3 or 4 at a time.  Dry on a paper towel and allow to cool before serving.


Notes:
This recipe was not as easy as the way it was written.  I had to add some steps to get my desired  results.  I would like to try it again with other ingredients too.

Tweaks:
I swapped the cheddar, cream cheese and sour cream for lower fat versions.
I used (as a challenge) my own breadcrumbs.
I add more cream cheese for thickness of mixture.
I add a step to re-roll the mix into balls.
I skipped (nay: forgot to use) the buttermilk substitute

Cheats:
*1 cup whole milk + 1 tablespoon lemon yields buttermilk substitute after it has had a chance to curdle (about 15mins).
I used pre-existing breadcrumbs instead of making new ones.

Verdict: Success

Neighbor-worthy. 

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Friday, June 1, 2012

Happy Holidays

It's National Donut Day!

                                 
YES, IT'S A REAL THING. And I just got a free donut at Dunkin' Donuts.
I love living in a country where we reward ourselves for being fat by making up a BS holiday where they hand out free junk food.



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